"Logic will take you from point A to point B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
By Albert Einstein
Sunday, March 27, 2016
Quote of the day
"Logic will take you from point A to point B. Imagination will take you everywhere."
By Albert Einstein
Saturday, March 26, 2016
Designated Decoy
One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving under the influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his.
Then, he sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes. Everyone left the bar and drove off. Finally, he started his engine and began to pull away.
The police officer was waiting for him. He stopped the driver, read him his rights and administered the Breathalyzer test. The results showed a reading of 0.0.
"How is this possible?" asked the puzzled officer.
The driver replied, "Tonight, I'm the Designated Decoy."
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