Wednesday, April 20, 2016
Pirate Tales
A pirate has hostages tied on the deck of a captured ship.
Pirate: Come here, I will kill you all one after the other. What is your name?
Female hostage: Katherine.
Pirate: I had a sister named Katherine but she died of sickness. I will let you live in her honour.
*pirate moves on*
Pirate: What is your name.
Male hostage: Gary but my friends call me Katherine.
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