The Healing Prayer

On a Sunday morning, an elderly couple were seated infront of the TV watching a church sermon when the pastor said, "To all those at home watching this, I will heal you from afar as Jesus once did. As I pray, put your right hand on your TV set and your left hand on where you have the sickness."
Immediately, the wife puts her right hand on the TV screen and puts her left hand on her swollen ankle. But the man puts his right hand on TV screen and his left between his legs.
The wife frowned. "It seems you did not understand, dear. This prayer is to heal the sick and not to raise the dead."