Quote of the day

"Two things to remember in life. Take care of you thoughts when you are alone and take care of your words when your are with people."

- Unknown

Quote of the day

"Birds born in a cage think flying is an illness."

Alejandro Jedorowski

The Thinking Parrot

A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.

The owner: "We have 2 kinds: one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."

"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself," replied the lady.

The owner brought out her choice and told her to quiz the parrot.

"How do I look?" asked the lady.

"Like a prostitute!" replied the parrot.

"This parrot is rude. I won't buy it," said the lady.

"Please give me a moment," replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.

He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the parrot: "If you are rude to that lady one more time I will drown you in this bucket."

When the man came back to the counter he told the lady: "Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure that he will be polite."

CONVERSATION

Lady: "If I come home at night with a man, what'll you call this man?"

Parrot: "Your husband."

Lady: "Good. What if I come home with two men?"

Parrot: "Your husband and your in-law."

Lady: "Good. Good. What if I come home with three men?"

Parrot: "Your husband, your in-law and your brother."

Lady: "Gooood! What if I come home with four men?"

The parrot looked back at the owner and said: "Please just drown me. I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!"

The Honest Judge

Judge to the court at the start of a case: "I have to declare an interest in this case. Last week, the plaintiff sent me a check for $10,000 to find in his favor. Two days later, I received $20,000 from the defendant to find in his favor. I have therefore sent $10,000 back to the defendant and can try the case without bias."

Quote of the day

"If you are the one perfect person in an imperfect world, you are flawed."

By Palle Oswald.