A lady walked into a pet shop demanding for a parrot.
The owner: "We have 2 kinds: one repeats everything you say and the other thinks for itself."
"I think I'll like the one that thinks for itself," replied the lady.
The owner brought out her choice and told her to quiz the parrot.
"How do I look?" asked the lady.
"Like a prostitute!" replied the parrot.
"This parrot is rude. I won't buy it," said the lady.
"Please give me a moment," replied the owner as he walked towards the backyard with the parrot.
He dipped the parrot into a bucket full of water and warned the parrot: "If you are rude to that lady one more time I will drown you in this bucket."
When the man came back to the counter he told the lady: "Now ask the parrot anything you wish and I assure that he will be polite."
CONVERSATION
Lady: "If I come home at night with a man, what'll you call this man?"
Parrot: "Your husband."
Lady: "Good. What if I come home with two men?"
Parrot: "Your husband and your in-law."
Lady: "Good. Good. What if I come home with three men?"
Parrot: "Your husband, your in-law and your brother."
Lady: "Gooood! What if I come home with four men?"
The parrot looked back at the owner and said: "Please just drown me. I said it earlier that this woman is a prostitute!"
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