BE LIKE THE ELEPHANT

An elephant and a dog became pregnant at the same time. Three months down the line the dog gave birth to six puppies. Six months later the dog was pregnant again, and nine months on, it gave birth to another dozen puppies. The pattern continued.
On the eighteenth month the dog approached the elephant questioning, "Are you sure that you are pregnant? We became pregnant on the same date, I have given birth three times to a dozen puppies and they are now grown to become big dogs, yet you are still pregnant. Whats going on?"
The elephant replied, "There is something I want you to understand. What I am carrying is not a puppy but an elephant. I only give birth to one in two years. When my baby hits the ground, the earth feels it. When my baby crosses the road, humans stop and watch in admiration, what I carry draws attention. So what I'm carrying is mighty and great."
Don't lose faith when you see others receive answers to their prayers. Don't be envious of others. If you haven't received your own blessings, don't despair. What you carry is being processed, prepared and packaged for a greater impact. Your time is coming, and when it hits the surface of the earth, people shall yield in admiration.

Character of the week

As Batman's nemesis, the Joker is portrayed as a criminal mastermind, a psychopath with a warped, sadistic sense of humor. One of the most iconic characters in popular culture, the Joker has been listed among the greatest comic book villains and fictional characters ever created. Here are some of his iconic quotes. 

• Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
• If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
• What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you stranger.
• It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message. Everything burns.
• I don’t wanna kill you, what would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers… no, no, no… no you, you complete me.
• They need you right now, but when they don’t, they’ll cast you out like a leper.
• We stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us.
• I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
• Live…and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone.