Saturday, February 28, 2015

The Wonderful Husband

Several men are in the locker room after playing golf when a mobile phone rings. One of the men picks up and puts it on hand-free-speaker. Of course everybody else in the room is listening...
Man: Hello.
Woman: Honey, its me. Are you at the club?
Man: Yes.
Woman: Am at the mall now. I found this beautiful leather coat and its only $1000. Is it ok if I buy it? I took your card.
Man: Sure, go ahead if you really like it.
Woman: I also stopped at the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2014 models. I saw one I really like, its $98,000.
Man: Ok, but for that price make sure it comes with all the options.
Woman: Great, I love you honey, and one more thing. That house I wanted is back in the market, they are demanding only $950,000.
Man: Well, go ahead and make an offer of $900,000, they will take it. If they don't, then go the extra $50,000.
Woman: Thanks, love you so much honey.
Man: You are worth every cent...bye darling.
The man hangs up, and the other men in the locker room are staring in astonishment, their jaws hanging. The wonderful husband turns and laughs as he asks, "Anybody knows whose phone this is?"

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