A
husband notices his wife’s hearing is deteriorating and decides to
visit her doctor for advice. “I can’t speak to my wife directly
as she might find it offensive, given our old age,” he says to the
doctor.
“There’s
a simple trick you can try to determine her hearing,” explains the
doctor. “Simply ask her a question at a distance and if she doesn’t
hear you, move slightly closer and ask again until she does.”
That
night, the husband arrives home and sees his wife in the kitchen
cooking. He thinks this will be the perfect opportunity to test her
hearing.
He
stands in the doorway of the kitchen and promptly asks: “What’s
for dinner honey?”
No
answer. He moves closer. “What’s for dinner honey?”
Still
no answer. He moves even closer.
“What’s
for dinner honey?”
Still
his wife doesn’t answer. He now sees how serious her hearing
problem is. At this point, he is stood right next to his wife.
“What’s
for dinner honey?”
The
wife swings around and yells: “FOR THE FOURTH TIME WE’RE HAVING
CHICKEN!”
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